Dear software developers,

In particular, those with active projects in the Google Play Store. Though I’m sure many of your customers may be bumbling troglodytes that will never know or understand the difference, I have some news for you…

Bug fixes and performance improvements

…is not a changelog. Infact, some apps have pushed countless updates with the same reported changes and I’ve yet to notice a fix or improvement.

Come on, people. It isn’t that difficult.